Assweepay -- ass.wee.pay (s.w.p)  n.  1) a person who exemplifies qualities of a mean, inconsiderate, and cruel nature;  2) a person who's behavior warrants a bad name to be spoken on their behalf.  i.e. -- "Danny is an assweepay."  "Heather thinks Mike is an assweepay because he IMs people while on the phone with her."  A word referring to crazy people, created in the mental mess known as Heather's head.

Chat -- (chôt)  adj.  1) maintaining an excessive amount of Corpus Christi culture;  2) unknowingly confirming stereotypes to that of a few westside Corpus Christi neighborhoods.  i.e. -- "That place we went to last night was freakin' chat!"  "Are you going to the mall or that other chat place?"  n.  1) someone or something that consistently acts or represents in a chat manner.  "We had a few chats show up to the party last night."  "Gabe is becoming a chat."  derived from a slang word in the Spanish (Tex-mex) language carrying the same meanings as the ones listed above.  Created my Michael Gabe, and Jason years ago.  (This definition is not meant to offend any of my chat readers.)

Liza -- li.za (l-s)  v.  li.zaed, li.za.ing, li.zas -- 1) to somewhat confirm plans with someone or a group of people, then to cancel out of those plans at the last minute;  2) to flake out of an event.  i.e. -- "We were all going to go out last night but Heather lizaed at the last minute."  "Yeah, I had to liza because something came up."  originates from a girl named Liza who, for a period of time, tended to flake every now and then.

McKay -- mc.kay (m-k)  v.  mc.kayed, mc.kay.ing, mc.kays -- 1) to become the most obnoxiously drunk person at a party or social public event, making a fool of yourself in the process;  2) to get completely drunk and/or high, and proceed to piss off everyone one around you with your out-of-line behavior;  3) to become violent, emotional, happy, sad, and overall unpredictable all at the same time.  i.e. -- "Dude, Megan got so freakin' drunk last night.  She mckayed and became a total jackass."  "She mckayed last night by throwing up on the bed and by trying to attack everyone when she was completely drunk."  originates from a girl named ***** McKay who, well, got completely trashed one night becoming THAT drunk girl at the party, making an utter ass of herself throughout the whole night.

Reagan -- rea.gan (rgn)  v.  rea.ganed, rea.gan.ing, rea.gans -- 1) to have one drink (alcoholic) in hand and proceed to sip the said one drink for the entire evening;  2) to use one drink (alcoholic) as a prop, rather than as a thirst quencher, all the while acting as if you are consuming the drink in a normal fashion.  i.e. -- "Hunter, quit reaganing that drink so we can get out of here."  "I am gonna have to reagan tonight 'cause I don't have alot of money."  originates from a girl named Reagan who never drinks her drink.  She just sips it once an hour to use it as a prop.

Rip -- (rp)  v.  ripped, ripp.ing, rips -- a verb that can be used holding virtually any definition within the conformity of the English language.  specifically - 1) to ride a two-wheeler (bicycle, moped, motorcycle, etc.) while maintaining a certain level of coolness;  2) to expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind;  3) to throw a frisbee golf disk.  i.e. -- "Ryan got ripped last night at the party."  "Kyle is going to rip it to class today."  "Bree told me that James ripped ass last night."  "We are ripping it right now at the course."  originates from the collectively complex minds of Ryan, James, Kyle, who use the word for just about anything, though specifically for the definitions above.

River -- riv.er (rvr)  v.  riv.ered, riv.er.ing, riv.ers -- 1) to screw someone over at the very last minute;  2) to negatively change someone's fate, accidental or not, while that person is currently expecting a positive outcome.  i.e. -- "Man, I was this close to getting her number but I got rivered because her friend said something bad about me which wasn't true."  "In last nights poker game, Ryan was rivering everyone by winning all his hands on the last card."  "I am going to river him because he so did that to Larry the other day."  originates from a term, the 'river' card, used in Texas Hold 'em Poker.  The 'river' card is the last community card dealt, which, in some instances, allows the possibility for someone with a crappy hand to win the pot on the unlikely miracle that the 'river' card ends up being the only possible card they can win with, thus totally screwing the person with the better hard and best odds to win.

Starkism -- stark.ism (stärkzm)  n. -- a catchy word or phrase derived from the depths of the complex mind of one Miss Laura Stark that makes a point in a comedic fashion, also known as a one-liner.  i.e. (Starkism in single quote)  -- "The guy pissed me off, so I gave him the big 'See ya later'."  (After waking up wrecked from the night before) "Did anyone get the license plate of the Mack truck that hit me last night?"  originates from a girl named Laura who has an endless supply of original one liners.

Whataburger -- what.a.burger (hwt--bûrgr)  adj.  -- 1) maintaining an excessive amount of ghettoness;  2) exemplifying all the unique qualities of a skanky ho;  3) unwittingly confirming stereotypes that typically conform one to a trailer park community.  i.e. -- "Dude, those chicks last night were so whataburger!"  "Man, she was beyond merely ghetto...she was whataburger ghetto!"  originates from a few girls, met at a local Whataburger, that completely confirmed all negative stereotypes of Texas and southern people in general.